Christmas festivities have started in Hong Kong...

 ... and my mood is. Well, ya know... 

The struggle is real...

Happy Friday y'all.

No abs, Kebabs

Truth be told, I'm extremely excited to go to my bestie's wedding. He of model origin, marrying yet female, also of model origin. (they are a different species to you and I).

Is manx (male equivalent of spanx) a viable option or should I just go ol' school and get a girdle?!

There's only so much a cummerbund can do...

When every aunty and uncle asks when I'm getting married...

...feel free to live your lives of quiet desperation. Mine's a loud jamboree. With cat.

I have a runny nose and headache...

... word.

When My Best Friend Would....

...hang out with other people and not me. I mean. I can't... even....