Showing posts with label Billyjean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Billyjean. Show all posts

Monday, 19 October 2026

My entire life I've loved dogs: I live with a cat that attacks me. Often.

Cats have long reigned as the undisputed monarchs of the internet, a dominion cemented not by decree but by the quiet force of collective human fascination. 

From the earliest days of viral videos to the endless scroll of contemporary social media, feline content consistently outpaces rivals in engagement, shares and cultural staying power. The phenomenon is neither accidental nor merely nostalgic; it rests on measurable popularity and deep psychological currents.

Metrics underscore the scale of this rule. Cat videos rank among the most viewed categories on YouTube, with individual clips routinely accumulating hundreds of millions of views. On Instagram, Twitter, and even Hong Kong banned TikTok, hashtags such as #cats and #catsofInstagram command billions of impressions. 

Classic internet icons - Keyboard Cat, Grumpy Cat, Nyan Cat - achieved meme immortality, while contemporary accounts devoted to individual cats routinely attract follower counts in the millions. 

Studies of online content distribution have repeatedly shown that animal videos, particularly those featuring cats, generate higher rates of likes, comments and shares than most human-centered entertainment of comparable length.

Psychology explains the enduring appeal. Cats trigger the “baby schema” response: large eyes, rounded faces and relatively large heads activate caregiving instincts and release dopamine and oxytocin. Their unpredictable movements and abrupt shifts from aloof dignity to chaotic playfulness create a mild form of benign surprise, which keeps attention locked. 

Unlike dogs, whose eagerness to please can feel demanding, cats project independence and selective affection... qualities that many viewers find aspirational or reassuring in an often overwhelming world. 

Watching them also offers low-stakes emotional regulation: brief exposure to cute animal content has been linked in research to reduced stress and improved mood.

In the attention economy, cats deliver reliable, frictionless delight. They require no plot, no context and no loyalty tests. A single well-timed pounce or slow-motion blink can travel farther and faster than carefully produced human content. As long as screens mediate human connection, the internet’s softest sovereigns seem unlikely to abdicate. 

There are features on this site I've devoted hours, weeks, months of my life - the viewership and statistics dwarfed by a single post featuring my rescue my LAP; Billyjean. 

As it should be. 

Sunday, 15 March 2026

Tuxedo cat's sleeping positions: A retrospective




 

Cat pictures? Really? 

Sadly yes. There are features I've spent weeks researching and writing up, and a few images of my adopted rescue cat, Billyjean from LAP will get more clicks and views by 1000s. 

I mean I went to college... 

Saturday, 27 September 2025

Adopt don't shop: LAP in Hong Kong is one of the best charities in the world

My most reluctant model... Billyjean. Rescue from LAP. The foster kitten that ended up staying for... 11 years now. 

Thanks to Jing Zhang and David Oshry, the cat whisperers, got a life-changing pet... who now runs the house. 



Day 1 to... one day! She really is the most perfect tuxedo cat in Hong Kong - the symmetry of her colouring...

She is not to be messed with tho'... biter and a fighter. 
 

Sunday, 6 October 2024

Friday, 26 May 2023

Another cat post: Because cats = click rate

 






Rescued from LAP Hong Kong, a foster cat that ended up living with us forever. Billyjean, named after one of my fav MJ songs (before he lost the plot). 



Sunday, 5 February 2023

The most photographed cat in Hong Kong... Tuxedo Cat Billyjean

The most photographed cat in Hong Kong... Tuxedo Cat Billyjean

Sunday, 7 February 2021

Well, its Caturday.



 After the posts got a note from a friend, forget that. Post more cat pics. Um. ok then! 

House cat, Billyjean. 

Named after fav Michael Jackson song. 

Monday, 23 November 2020

13 pictures of a spoilt beyond belief Tuxedo cat: Adopt Don't Shop: Rescues are the best!

Blood, sweat and tears go into my writing. Ok, mostly tears. But nothing gets a click rate as much as cat posts. Why? Internet.

My most read feature over the past decade got about 3,254 views. The previous cat post - in a few weeks got 43,605 clicks. 

Stats don't lie.

Seven years ago we got this rescue cat from LAP - http://www.lap.org.hk/ - and they literally home delivered this gorgeous kitten. Fostering over the Chinese New Year holidays lead to falling deeply and profoundly in love - an entirely one-direction affection. Billy has a benign tolerance for humanity - only of use during winter for body heat. 

Billyjean (named after a fav Michael Jackson song - cause the cat's black and white and by the end so was MJ!) struts around the house like she owns it.  

She may or may not be evil... I've been tempted to look under her scalp for three sixes but am afraid of what I'll find... We are on our eighth groomers and more veterinary nurses have bled after several forewarnings that she must be handled only with gloves that go all the way up to an elbow.  They don't heed, so they bleed. 

On the plus side, have never needed a morning alarm, we have no bugs, all other life is snuffed. The house is minimalist as anything that isn't heavier than her has been shattered. She sleeps... a lot. She's more of a fluffy cushion that walks on occasion. She's super clean and does not like being touched. She's a fantastic judge of character, guests she doesn't like have shown their ugly colours... She's made me far more responsible as I will rush home for a feed and the house is clean as can be - though she's a domestic short hair, strands of fluff float by so the house is hoovered twice a day. 

For daily cat pics, of course she has her own Instagram account 

https://www.instagram.com/billyjean_kitty_cat/















 

Wednesday, 15 April 2020

Home Office = Cat Interruptions



At the most inopportune time, esp during deadlines, the cat decides to get a little extra friendly, playful - hostile. Depending on all the moods she's having all at once.

I have lost so many documents, deleted paragraphs and the computer's default language has switched to Malay as the cat has either walked across the laptop or just sat on the keyboard with no intention of moving.

Yelling and screeching like a banshee has had no effect on her. She once openly yawned to my face when she was getting a dressing down once.

"You bore me hooman, now feed me fishy."

Why are we all enslaved to this creature?

You can follow more cat misadventures on Instagram - that's why it was invented - at https://www.instagram.com/billyjean_kitty_cat/

Don't roll your eyes, there are millions of cats of instagram accounts where the more popular accounts - with over 10 million followers for example - earn around US$8000 per post (about HK$62,000). That's not per day - per post!

Billjean was used for an advert about five years ago and we got... um... considerably less. But it fed the cat... for about a month!