Thursday, 22 October 2026

Shooting McLaren for the opening shot of a fashion editorial








 

With Natalie Dunn behind the camera, the first shoot for the magazine. All eyes were obviously on the car... McLaren. 

For the first time, we had pappz' and people surrounding the shoot, ignoring the stars as the wheels were the cynosure of all eyes.. 



Wednesday, 21 October 2026

News Headlines: The Tyranny of the Metric: Are We Racing to the Top or Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel?


I started writing for South China Morning Post, the local paper, 20 odd years ago and, since then, online publishing has fundamentally transformed the nature of media. Chief among these changes is the relentless pressure for a feature to go viral - or at the very least, to generate high-volume traction.

On the one hand, it is deeply satisfying to know that what you write resonates and reaches readers. On the other, editorial leadership and corporate oversight now apply relentless pressure to ensure every piece achieves maximum reach, clicks, reads, and likes. Editors and writers find themselves working under the constant, suffocating shadow of real-time analytics.

A former colleague recently shared the intense demands inside their newsroom: metrics govern everything, resulting in a desperate scramble to maximise click-through rates. The inevitable consequence is a flood of exaggerated, sensationalised, and downright bizarre headlines designed solely to bait curiosity.

A sensationalised headline will naturally outperform a thoughtful review of a new book, a nuanced critique of an art gallery opening, or an essay on a Qing dynasty exhibition. This raises an uncomfortable question for modern journalism: Are we truly striving for editorial excellence and high-value readership, or are we simply racing to the bottom of the barrel to exploit base human instincts?

There are too many examples to screengrab and paste. This was posted not too long ago; 


Encouraging feedback - whether good, bad, or indifferent - has always been part and parcel of the publishing business. For generations, the "Letters to the Editor" section was where readers voiced genuine praise or thoughtful pushback. But online anonymous feedback has completely flipped the script. Today, "word warriors" unleash waves of relentless abuse, thinking they're punishing the writer or tearing down a bad article. What most vox populi don't realise is that algorithms don't care about emotion- they care about activity. Every angry comment, quote-tweet, and debate triggers higher engagement, propelling the piece into virality. The troll army ultimately defeats its own purpose. If you see something genuinely awful online, the most potent response isn't rage - it's ignoring it completely. In today's digital landscape, starved for attention, any feedback only encourages publishers to keep serving up base instincts. 

When Tatler Asia found itself in the eye of the Lionel Messi storm, the collective outrage of Hong Kong descended squarely upon their social media handles. Yet in the perverse mathematics of the digital age, disaster translated into unprecedented reach. Tatler’s Instagram account achieved levels of engagement, virality, and global resonance it could never have bought. Overnight, feeds from New Jersey to New Delhi were flooded with their posts. In football-obsessed Argentina, casual observers might have been forgiven for assuming Tatler was the sole publishing institution in all of Hong Kong. It was the ultimate algorithmic paradox: an operational public relations nightmare transformed into an undeniable triumph of international visibility.

Media & Fact-Check Analysis

1. How Metrics Changed Newsroom Culture

  • Real-Time Dashboards: Platforms like Chartbeat and Google Analytics transformed newsrooms from retrospective publishers into real-time content mills. Journalists often see live traffic dials showing exactly how many thousands of concurrent visitors are on a specific piece.

  • The "Curiosity Gap": Behavioral psychology shows that leaving out key details forces readers to click to satisfy their curiosity (e.g., "This Is Why...", "You Won't Believe...").

  • Algorithmic Incentives: Social platforms and search engines prioritise user engagement time, scroll depth, and shares. High-brow cultural coverage (art exhibitions, deep history, classical reviews) naturally caters to a niche audience, making it a frequent casualty when publications pivot toward volume.





Classic Examples of "Clickbait" & Shock Headlines

Publications have used various formulas to manipulate engagement metrics:

Headline Style / PatternReal-World / Industry ExampleWhy It Works (and Why It Degrades Journalism)
The Curiosity Gap"A Woman Kept Hearing Noises Behind Her Wall. What She Found Left Cops Speechless."Withholds basic news facts to force a click, turning mundane occurrences into artificially heightened drama.
The "One Weird Trick""Doctors Hate Him! 1 Simple Secret to Blast Belly Fat Overnight."Plays on anti-establishment skepticism and promises an effortless shortcut to a complex problem.
Outrage / Shock Value"You’ve Been Cooking Eggs Wrong Your Entire Life."Weaponises mild anxiety and shame over everyday habits to provoke an immediate defensive reaction.
Numbered Listicle Sensationalism"33 Quotes That Will Change Your Life Forever (Number 11 Will Make You Cry)"Promises hyper-condensed wisdom with artificial emotional emotional payoffs embedded inside.
Hyperbolic Celebrity Bait"Star Spotted Looking Unrecognizable on Beach—Fans Are Distraught!"Uses unflattering or casual paparazzi photos to manufacture an emergency out of ordinary moments.

Tuesday, 20 October 2026

Bold Glamour Meets C-Pop: How KUN & Versace Sparked Menswear

The trajectory from starlet to global brand ambassador is usually a deliberate, multi-year courtship. A celebrity attends a front-row runway show, poses for a targeted regional campaign, and slowly earns the approval of a house’s creative director.

Then came Cai Xukun.

When Italian powerhouse Versace announced in May 2024 that the 28-year-old Chinese megastar, known globally simply as KUN, would become its newest Global Brand Ambassador, the house bypassed the usual corporate hesitation. Donatella Versace, never one for subtlety, went straight for the crown.

“Kun is brave, incredibly talented, and unique,” Ms. Versace noted at the time. “He is a singer and producer who represents the new, confident voice of a generation.”

For those following the tectonic shifts in global pop culture, the pairing was as logical as it was explosive. In KUN, Versace found not just a face to anchor a campaign, but a cultural phenomenon capable of bridging the sleek, gilded maximalism of Milan with the high-octane energy of modern C-Pop.

From Wenzhou to the Center Spot

To understand the weight of the partnership, one must understand the meteoric rise of Cai Xukun.

Born in Wenzhou, Zhejiang, and raised in Shenzhen, Cai spent his youth navigating the grueling world of idol survival shows, the vagaries of fandom and trolling dished out with equal mercy. His definitive breakthrough came in 2018 on Idol Producer, where his stage presence and precise choreography earned him first place, cementing his position as the leader and center of the blockbuster boy group Nine Percent.

When the group disbanded, Cai chose a path rarely taken by young idols: complete artistic autonomy. Operating as an independent singer, songwriter, and producer, he turned out a string of record-breaking hits. His 2019 EP YOUNG redefined digital music sales standards in China, while his 2021 studio album LOST (迷), anchored by atmospheric hits like “Lover” and “Hug Me”, demonstrated a mature, genre-bending sound. By the time he released his self-titled 2026 international project KUN via 88rising, he had established himself as a distinct sonic auteur.

That same artistic intensity made him an ideal match for Versace’s sharp tailoring and Medusa-embossed leather.

Moving the Needle in Real Time

If the goal of modern luxury marketing is to turn cultural capital into commerce, the KUN-Versace synergy delivered - and how! 

Within hours of the May 2024 announcement, the official hashtag on Weibo (#蔡徐坤范思哲全球品牌代言人) soared past 370 million views, occupying the top trending slot for 14 straight hours. But the impact extended far beyond social media metrics.

Unlike conventional fashion endorsements, the partnership fused visual style with music. For Versace’s Pre-Fall campaign, KUN released "Afterglow," a sleek performance video created in direct collaboration with the brand. Draped in Donatella’s body-conscious silhouettes, he performed against minimalist backdrops, creating a campaign that played like a music video and a fashion film in equal measure.

Retailers and industry analysts quickly noted the ripple effect. Boutique foot traffic across key Asian fashion capitals surged, while featured accessories and statement outerwear saw immediate sell-outs driven by a fan base eager to step into his aesthetic world.

Luxury houses constantly grapple with how to authentically connect with Gen Z and millennial audiences, KUN and Versace proved that true style translations require no subtitle or translation. The stats have spoken - louder than any decibel the singer can hit. 


以下是為香港讀者量身打造的繁體中文翻譯,採用了港式新聞與時尚雜誌常見的流暢筆觸及地道詞彙(如「C位」、「神級」、「黑粉」等):

從新星蛻變為全球品牌代言人,往往是一場經過精打細算、歷時多年的漫長考驗。明星先要在時裝周坐首排看騷,繼而接拍特定地區的廣告宣傳,再一步步贏得品牌創意總監的青睞。

直到蔡徐坤的出現,打破了這項常規。

當意大利頂級時裝屋 Versace 於 2024 年 5 月官宣這位的中國超級巨星——全球粉絲熟知的 KUN——正式成為其全新全球品牌代言人時,品牌直接跳過了奢華時尚界一貫的猶豫與試探。向來作風大膽的 Donatella Versace,一出手就直奔主題。

「Kun 既勇敢、又擁有驚人的才華與獨特性,」Donatella 當時指出。「作為一名歌手兼音樂製作人,他代表着新一代自信而強大的聲音。」

對於密切留意全球流行文化劇變的人來說,這座金字塔頂端的強強聯手,既順理成章,又具爆發力。在 KUN 身上,Versace 找到的不只是一張擔綱廣告的主角面孔,更是一個能將米蘭俐落奢華的極致美學,與現代華語流行音樂(C-Pop)強勁動能完美連結的文化現象。

從溫州走向「C位」

要理解這次合作的份量,就必須先了解蔡徐坤彗星般的崛起軌跡。

蔡徐坤出生於浙江溫州、在深圳長大,少年時期在競爭極其殘酷的偶像選秀節目中摸爬滾打,一邊承受着粉絲狂熱的追捧,一邊應對黑粉無差別的網絡嘲諷。2018 年,他在《偶像練習生》中迎来決定性的突破——憑藉極具氣場的舞台表現力和精準的舞蹈,他一舉奪得冠軍,奠定了作為現象級限定男團 NINE PERCENT 隊長兼「C位」的地位。

團體解散後,蔡徐坤選擇了一條年輕偶像鮮少嘗試的路:掌握完全的藝術自主權。他以獨立歌手、詞曲作者及音樂製作人的身份,打造出一連串刷新紀錄的熱門作品。他於 2019 年發行的 EP《YOUNG》重新定義了中國數字音樂的銷量標準;而 2021 年的音樂專輯《迷》(LOST),憑藉《情人》及《抱我》等極具氛圍感的金曲,展現出成熟且跨越音樂風格的演繹力。到了 2026 年,他透過 88rising 推出同名國際專輯《KUN》,此時的他已躍升為風格獨樹一幟的音樂創作人。

正是這種對藝術的極致追求,讓他與 Versace 剪裁俐落的西裝和帶有美杜莎(Medusa)浮雕的皮革設計成為天作之合。

即時帶動市場的震撼效力

若現代奢華行銷的終極目標,是將文化影響力轉化為實打實的商業價值,那麼 KUN 與 Versace 的協同效應簡直答得極其完美!

在 2024 年 5 月官宣後的數小時內,微博上的官方話題(#蔡徐坤范思哲全球品牌代言人#)閱讀量迅速突破 3.7 億,並連續 14 小時霸佔熱搜榜榜首。然而,這股影響力遠不止於社交媒體的數據。

與傳統的時尚代言不同,這次合作將視覺風格與音樂創作深度融合。在 Versace 早秋系列宣傳中,KUN 推出與品牌直接合作打造的時尚演出短片《Afterglow》。他身穿 Donatella 標誌性的修身剪裁服飾,在極簡背景下演繹,打造出一部既是 MV、又是時尚大片的雙重作品。

零售商和行業分析師迅速捕捉到了這股連帶效應。亞洲各大時尚之都的門市人流顯著飆升,而他在宣傳照中所穿戴的主打配飾及風格外套,更在急於融入其美學世界的粉絲推動下即時售罄。

當各大奢侈品牌都在苦思如何貼地連結 Z 世代與千禧一代時,KUN 與 Versace 用實力證明:真正的時尚語言根本無需翻譯。數據已經說明了一切——其震撼力比這位歌手能唱出的任何高音都要響亮。

Monday, 19 October 2026

My entire life I've loved dogs: I live with a cat that attacks me. Often.

Cats have long reigned as the undisputed monarchs of the internet, a dominion cemented not by decree but by the quiet force of collective human fascination. 

From the earliest days of viral videos to the endless scroll of contemporary social media, feline content consistently outpaces rivals in engagement, shares and cultural staying power. The phenomenon is neither accidental nor merely nostalgic; it rests on measurable popularity and deep psychological currents.

Metrics underscore the scale of this rule. Cat videos rank among the most viewed categories on YouTube, with individual clips routinely accumulating hundreds of millions of views. On Instagram, Twitter, and even Hong Kong banned TikTok, hashtags such as #cats and #catsofInstagram command billions of impressions. 

Classic internet icons - Keyboard Cat, Grumpy Cat, Nyan Cat - achieved meme immortality, while contemporary accounts devoted to individual cats routinely attract follower counts in the millions. 

Studies of online content distribution have repeatedly shown that animal videos, particularly those featuring cats, generate higher rates of likes, comments and shares than most human-centered entertainment of comparable length.

Psychology explains the enduring appeal. Cats trigger the “baby schema” response: large eyes, rounded faces and relatively large heads activate caregiving instincts and release dopamine and oxytocin. Their unpredictable movements and abrupt shifts from aloof dignity to chaotic playfulness create a mild form of benign surprise, which keeps attention locked. 

Unlike dogs, whose eagerness to please can feel demanding, cats project independence and selective affection... qualities that many viewers find aspirational or reassuring in an often overwhelming world. 

Watching them also offers low-stakes emotional regulation: brief exposure to cute animal content has been linked in research to reduced stress and improved mood.

In the attention economy, cats deliver reliable, frictionless delight. They require no plot, no context and no loyalty tests. A single well-timed pounce or slow-motion blink can travel farther and faster than carefully produced human content. As long as screens mediate human connection, the internet’s softest sovereigns seem unlikely to abdicate. 

There are features on this site I've devoted hours, weeks, months of my life - the viewership and statistics dwarfed by a single post featuring my rescue my LAP; Billyjean. 

As it should be. 

Sunday, 18 October 2026

Eliza Sam Rise to Fame, Marriage and Motherhood


 

Eliza Sam (岑麗香) is Canadian-born Hong Kong actress and public figure and beauty queen - yep, she was a pageant winner known for her endless charm and toothy grin. Raised in Vancouver, her journey into the spotlight began when she won the Miss Chinese Vancouver pageant in 2009, followed by capturing the international crown at the Miss Chinese International Pageant in 2010.

Her transition into mainstream fame first ignited when she relocated to Hong Kong and signed with TVB. She was shot further into public recognition through standout television roles in hit dramas like Ghetto Justice II and Divas in Distress. Her charismatic performance in the latter earned her the affectionate and enduring moniker "Princess Heung Heung" from viewers, alongside major accolades including the TVB Anniversary Award for Most Improved Female Artist.

On social media, she commands a robust digital footprint with over 1.1 million followers on Instagram. To put that massive following into perspective against Hong Kong’s population of roughly 7.5 million people, it means that a substantial fraction - nearly 15 percent - of the entire city's populace follows her online updates. Her feed bridges her daily life as a mother with high-profile lifestyle, beauty, and fashion content.

Beyond television and social media, Sam is a fixture in luxury publishing and high-fashion circles. Among her notable editorial work is a prominent feature and cover-style layout for Prestige Hong Kong, photographed by Ruby Law with art direction and styling by Tasha Ling at The Landmark Mandarin Oriental. In these high-end spreads, she has modeled major luxury houses like Bally, Nanushka, Ports 1961, and Dolce & Gabbana. Complementing her work with publications like Prestige, she frequently collaborates with top-tier beauty and lifestyle brands, seamlessly balancing her early roots in pageantry with a lasting presence as a modern style icon.

Having spent the day with her and her team, the professionalism is beyond compare - and she's a joy to work with. There are other stars we've had to work with that have been... hmm what can I say that the NDA will let me... not as easy as they pretend to be when the camera is on... Eliza's just fun and professional - works with the photographer understanding every great shot is a team effort, not a solo sport. 

Can't wait to work with her again! 

以下是為香港讀者量身打造的繁體中文翻譯,採用地道的港式中文語氣與編輯風格:

岑麗香(Eliza)是加拿大華裔的香港女演員、公眾人物兼選美冠軍——沒錯,她當年憑著招牌式的燦爛笑容與無窮魅力勇奪桂冠。她在溫哥華長大,演藝之路始於2009年摘下溫哥華華裔小姐冠軍,隨後更於2010年榮獲國際中華小姐總冠軍,正式走入大眾視野。

她回港發展並簽約TVB後,人氣迅速飆升。憑著熱播劇集《怒火街頭2》及《巴不得媽媽...》中的出色表現,她成功打響知名度;當中在《巴不得媽媽...》的討好演出,更讓她贏得觀眾親切稱呼為「香香公主」,並斬獲萬千星輝頒獎典禮「飛躍進步女藝員」等重磅獎項。

在社交媒體上,她的影響力同樣舉足輕重,Instagram 擁有超過 110 萬粉絲。以香港約 750 萬人口計算,這意味著相當於全港近 15% 的人口都在追蹤她的最新動態。她的個人專頁完美融合了雙寶媽媽的日常,以及高端時尚、美容與生活品味的精緻內容。

除了電視與社交平台,香香亦是時尚圈與奢華雜誌的常客。當中令人印象深刻的,莫過於她為《Prestige Hong Kong》拍攝的封面級時尚大片。該次拍攝於置地文華東方酒店進行,由攝影師 Ruby Law 掌鏡、Tasha Ling 負責美術指導與造型,香香穿上 Bally、Nanushka、Ports 1961 及 Dolce & Gabbana 等頂級大牌演繹奢華時尚。除了雜誌大片,她亦頻頻與各大一線美容及生活品牌合作,完美將選美冠軍的底蘊轉化為當代時尚 Icon 的持久魅力。

跟她和她的團隊共事了一整天,那份專業態度真的無可比擬,而且過程超級愉快!說實話,我們以前合作過的其他某些明星……嗯,在受保密協議(NDA)限制下,我只能說……他們私底下的配合度,可遠沒有鏡頭前表現得那麼輕鬆甜美。但 Eliza 既好玩又專業,她非常明白每一張絕美大片都是團隊合作的成果,而不是個人獨秀,跟攝影師的配合簡直默契十足。

真的迫不及待想跟她再次合作了!

Saturday, 17 October 2026

Behind the scenes: At The Regent, Hong Kong



On set with Tasha Ling - stylist to the stars. 
And a whole new team. 


Friday, 16 October 2026

From La Boum to Bond: Interview and feature with Sophie Marceau: French actress, icon, legendary beauty


 

From La Boum to Bond: Interview and feature with Sophie Marceau: French actress, icon, legendary beauty 

Thursday, 15 October 2026

Take 2: Interview with Hong Kong actor Michael Wong


 

Feature and interview by yours truly. 

Michael Wong and his fav cigars... 

All images by William Furniss. 

Kee magazine. 

Tuesday, 13 October 2026

Sunday, 11 October 2026

Chef's Appeal


 

A MATTER OF TASTE

Even for France’s history of fine chefs, Pierre Gagnaire has made a special name for himself. Rama meets the culinary legend and learns how his global reach has not altered how he judges... 

Text by P. Ramakrishnan, images courtesy of Mandarin Oriental, Hong Kong 

I am sitting with the legendary French chef Pierre Gagnaire at the bar in his restaurant Pierre Gagnaire at the Mandarin Oriental hours before the first customers arrive. Outside the rain is pelting down and Hong Kong is not looking its best. 

But Gagnaire, ever the gentleman, is speaking generously of the city. Aside from his restaurant in Tokyo, this is his only establishment in Asia and he clearly has an affection for this city. “It was the right time, and the right place,” he says of his decision to open a restaurant here. “There was another restaurant at the top floor of the Mandarin before. It was great, so I never thought I would open here but the right opportunity arose. In my career, the right timing has always come along.” 

With his suave good looks and gallant demeanour, one feels Gagnaire, 60, could have cut it as a movie star had he turned his hand to acting. Fortunately for the culinary world, he applied his immense gifts to cooking and his story is one of almost unblemished success. 

Born in Apinac, in France’s Loire Valley, by the age of 18, he was already a commis chef and within two years he was a cook admiral on the French submarine Surcouf. During the 1970s, he travelled the world, returning to France to work at Clos Fleury, a restaurant run by his father near Saint Etienne. He was honoured with his first Michelin star in... 

Full feature out in Crave magazine. 

Saturday, 10 October 2026

David Oshry's cameo in Bad Boys Billionaire

Watching Bad Boy Billionaires: India - and a surprise cameo appearance by David Oshry! Always at a glamorous event....   

Bad Boy Billionaires: India officially premiered on Netflix on October 5, 2020. The series was originally scheduled to drop on September 2, 2020, but its release was delayed due to multiple legal challenges and injunctions filed in Indian courts by the businessmen featured in the show (including Subrata Roy and B. Ramalinga Raju). Netflix ultimately released three of the four planned episodes on October 5 after clearings from the court. An excellent take on the rise and fall of notorious businessmen... 

Watch it on Netflix now.... before it gets taken down! 

Friday, 9 October 2026

The Perils of Hollywood’s Weekend Painters: The Actor as Artist. Oyve!

A few years ago, Adrien Brody descended upon Hong Kong for the opening of a quasi- high-end Japanese restaurant, The Seafood Room in Causeway Bay. The walls were studded with his paintings, heralding an era where we were meant to revere Brody not as the actor, but as the artist. 

Now I'm not saying the art foisted on the 8000-10,000 sq metre top level (well, it was on a high floor...) restaurant has anything to do with the closure of said restaurant, but it certainly didn't help. Staring at the wall as the gathering crowd ooh and aahed at the Hollywood actor's work, my face, that comes with subtitles, said too much. When I had a first look at the generously prime positioned framed artwork, my initial thoughts are my enduring ones. What is the big deal... 

The hordes of socialites circulating the room were dying for a picture with him. True to form, Brody radiated a "holier-than-thou" air, reluctantly agreeing to the occasional selfie depending on how aggressive the asker was... or important she/he looked. You would think a man with an Academy Award under his belt could at least feign interest - if not a glint of a smile - at his own secondary career launch as auteur 'n' actor, but that was a stretch of the imagination. 

Now I might seriously be wrong of course as the man has fab press, a cover story in Interview, and NY Times (my holy grail) did a lengthy feature on the man and his art... but, but for his celebrity, would the canvases get much mileage on the precious real-estate cover of a glossy magazine?! 

At the time, I was working at Prestige magazine, and we had secured an exclusive cover shoot and interview with him previously, so he was 'friend of the mag' and I couldn't go whole hog on how much I disliked his work. But I could resist all mention of it in copy; death by omission. I cannot recall who conducted the interview with the actor, but there were attempts to skirt around his artwork to focus on his acting - which is considerably, consistently better. He went on to win another Oscar a decade later and (in-) famously gave the most grueling and boring speech in Academy history. However, fully trained in the machinery of PR and hype, Brody predictably tried to circle back to his canvasses at the interview(s). 

Truth be told, the art was not terrible; it just wasn't great. We were barely two months out from Art Basel Hong Kong, where we had been witness to genuinely exceptional global art. The trouble with celebrities - particularly Hollywood stars when they deign to grace us in "little old HK" - is that the juggernaut of their PR machinery forces everyone to genuflect before the silver screen Gods, whether we want to or not, and swallow whatever they are selling. 

Fortunately, at the time, we (the editorial staff) were led by an able editor, Christina Ko, who was notoriously intolerant of idiocy and false celebrity that made her an exceptional editor at Prestige, and persona non grata at Tatler. But that's another story. We were equally empowered by our then-publisher, Anne Lim-Chapman, who rarely bothered with copy unless it directly threatened ad sales. Blissfully, the feature was not a sponsored piece, giving our writers the rare freedom to say what they actually thought of the work. Well, it exists. It is out there. And it was not to our taste. 

I was covering the restaurant opening and somewhat having fun as we knew who was in the mix; free flow of champagne and caviar (both I hate), but the people were lovely. It was also a great place to observe even those predisposed with great fortune, meeting great fame. They fawned and bobble-headed their agreement with everything said by said celeb. That assignment left me with immense sympathy for the invited press, who are routinely forced to nod along politely while Hollywood stars reveal their "deep, soulful" side projects. Enslaved to advertising, Hong Kong media, particularly glossy magazines, refrain from genuine criticism as everyone's so lawyer-'d up.   

Adrien Brody is far from the only actor who insists on trading the script for a paintbrush.

If you have ever had to cover a celebrity gallery opening, you will recognise this varied lineup of Hollywood talent turned amateur painters and artists:

  • Sylvester Stallone: Known for his bold, expressionist canvases—frequently featuring Rocky—that have somehow found their way into retrospective museum shows. Well, it is colourful. I can say that...  But is it any good?? I'm glad it gives him comfort - art therapy is legit - but is the art?! 


  • Jim Carrey: Produces hyper-vibrant, large-scale abstract works and political cartoons in his vast studio, complete with dramatic video documentaries capturing his process. He's been widely critiqued for going "full method" for Man on the Moon.  The reviews for the film were kinder than for his artwork. 

  • Pierce Brosnan: A former commercial illustrator whose pop-art style portraits have managed to fetch impressive sums at charity auctions. It is an investment in celebrity that surprises me but then, I guess gentlemen prefer Bonds. 

  • Anthony Hopkins: Paints vivid, dreamlike landscapes and surrealist portraits, fully leaning into a vibrant, chaotic colour palette. More bollocks than Pollack. 

  • Johnny Depp: Sells pop-art style prints depicting his heroes and friends, driving online servers to crash within hours of release. In fear of his fandom and army, I refrain from further comment. 

  • Lucy Liu: Exhibiting under her Chinese name, Yu Ling, for years before revealing her identity, she creates intricate ink paintings, collages, and fiber art. The canvases I've seen online are larger than her petite frame.. and there is paint on paper. I'm sure her Charlie's Angels co-stars and "sisters" would approve, but it looks incomplete, jejune, a word I learned in GCSE French that I've been dying to use since the 90s. 

  • Brad Pitt: Though primarily focused on sculpture, his recent body of work debuted alongside musician Nick Cave in a Finnish museum. It's... about as successful as his marriage(s). 

  • Macaulay Culkin: Co-founded an art collective called 33 Thomas Street, producing quirky, pop-culture-infused multimedia art. Note how often 'pop culture' refs and celebrity intertwine when it comes to their artwork. Their frame of reference is often limited as is the literacy. 

  • Jemima Kirke: An accomplished painter with a BFA from RISD, specialising in intimate, pastel-hued portraiture.... it does look like the work of an A-level student praying she'll pass the course. 

  • Viggo Mortensen: A true polymath whose abstract paintings were famously featured in the film A Perfect Murder, his art work is like his spotty box-office; a hit and a miss. 

  • Seth Rogen: While technically a ceramicist rather than a painter, his colourful, wavy pottery and ash trays come with a soundtrack, his signature laugh. It's fine... no one is wow-ed by it. Not even Owen Wilson. PS: The Studio is the best damn comedy online right now.



Celebrity art isn't all bad - just because you've attained recognition in one field doesn't automatically disqualify you from other talents [Carrie "Princess Leia" Fisher was a fine actor and an exceptional observational writer and wit] but, when it is mid... it is often plain awful. 

I'm sure many of you like the work of the mentioned above, and the hardcore fans hate us for this piece and truly, art remains so intensely subjective that no critic can state a definitive fact - we can only muster an opinion. Because we have eyes. 

BTW there are others, in the hall of cine-fame and art shame, shout out to Dan Mahboubian Rosen; 


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Poetic Justice: 8 pages of Burberry



 

Androgyny, country life and military accents – Christopher Bailey’s latest collection for Burberry pays homage to dear old Blighty and Virginia Woolf’s Orlando.
 
Photography: Dino Busch
Styling: Anson Lau
Make-up: Marian Woo
Hair: Jean Tong
Styling assistant: Jan Li
Models: Edwina P at Starzpeople, Youri at Primo Management Ltd and Natalia
Photography assistants: Quentin Pitingo, Aaron Kohler and Rafael Raya Cano
All outfits: Burberry

NOTES: 

A dream team behind the scenes and in front of the camera, this shoot with Burberry is just the dreamiest. 

It is really important to pull together a great team - and leave them the fk alone so they can create without pressure and Dino delivered. And how. Easily one of my favourite shoots in the past decade. 

Overbearing editors and publishers on a shoot - when they know little about the gig - has ruined many a shoot. Either you're helping or you're hurting and I noted while working with Dino - a hands off approach works best.