At the most inopportune time, esp during deadlines, the cat decides to get a little extra friendly, playful - hostile. Depending on all the moods she's having all at once.
I have lost so many documents, deleted paragraphs and the computer's default language has switched to Malay as the cat has either walked across the laptop or just sat on the keyboard with no intention of moving.
Yelling and screeching like a banshee has had no effect on her. She once openly yawned to my face when she was getting a dressing down once.
"You bore me hooman, now feed me fishy."
Why are we all enslaved to this creature?
You can follow more cat misadventures on Instagram - that's why it was invented - at https://www.instagram.com/billyjean_kitty_cat/
Don't roll your eyes, there are millions of cats of instagram accounts where the more popular accounts - with over 10 million followers for example - earn around US$8000 per post (about HK$62,000). That's not per day - per post!
Billjean was used for an advert about five years ago and we got... um... considerably less. But it fed the cat... for about a month!
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